diff --git a/.gitlab-ci.yml b/.gitlab-ci.yml
deleted file mode 100644
index 91eb1f55..00000000
--- a/.gitlab-ci.yml
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,152 +0,0 @@
-stages:
-  - ci
-  - artifacts
-  - publish
-
-variables:
-  # Makes some things print in color
-  TERM: ansi
-  # Faster cache and artifact compression / decompression
-  FF_USE_FASTZIP: true
-  # Print progress reports for cache and artifact transfers
-  TRANSFER_METER_FREQUENCY: 5s
-  NIX_CONFIG: |
-    show-trace = true
-    extra-substituters = https://attic.kennel.juneis.dog/conduit https://attic.kennel.juneis.dog/conduwuit https://conduwuit.cachix.org
-    extra-trusted-public-keys = conduit:eEKoUwlQGDdYmAI/Q/0slVlegqh/QmAvQd7HBSm21Wk= conduwuit:BbycGUgTISsltcmH0qNjFR9dbrQNYgdIAcmViSGoVTE= conduwuit.cachix.org-1:MFRm6jcnfTf0jSAbmvLfhO3KBMt4px+1xaereWXp8Xg=
-    experimental-features = nix-command flakes
-    extra-experimental-features = nix-command flakes
-    accept-flake-config = true
-
-# Avoid duplicate pipelines
-# See: https://docs.gitlab.com/ee/ci/yaml/workflow.html#switch-between-branch-pipelines-and-merge-request-pipelines
-workflow:
-  rules:
-    - if: $CI_PIPELINE_SOURCE == "merge_request_event"
-    - if: $CI_COMMIT_BRANCH && $CI_OPEN_MERGE_REQUESTS
-      when: never
-    - if: $CI
-
-before_script:
-  # Enable nix-command and flakes
-  - if command -v nix > /dev/null; then echo "experimental-features = nix-command flakes" >> /etc/nix/nix.conf; fi
-  - if command -v nix > /dev/null; then echo "extra-experimental-features = nix-command flakes" >> /etc/nix/nix.conf; fi
-  # Accept flake config from "untrusted" users
-  - if command -v nix > /dev/null; then echo "accept-flake-config = true" >> /etc/nix/nix.conf; fi
-
-  # Add conduwuit binary cache
-  - if command -v nix > /dev/null; then echo "extra-substituters = https://attic.kennel.juneis.dog/conduwuit" >> /etc/nix/nix.conf; fi
-  - if command -v nix > /dev/null; then echo "extra-trusted-public-keys = conduwuit:BbycGUgTISsltcmH0qNjFR9dbrQNYgdIAcmViSGoVTE=" >> /etc/nix/nix.conf; fi
-
-  - if command -v nix > /dev/null; then echo "extra-substituters = https://attic.kennel.juneis.dog/conduit" >> /etc/nix/nix.conf; fi
-  - if command -v nix > /dev/null; then echo "extra-trusted-public-keys = conduit:eEKoUwlQGDdYmAI/Q/0slVlegqh/QmAvQd7HBSm21Wk=" >> /etc/nix/nix.conf; fi
-
-  # Add alternate binary cache
-  - if command -v nix > /dev/null && [ -n "$ATTIC_ENDPOINT" ]; then echo "extra-substituters = $ATTIC_ENDPOINT" >> /etc/nix/nix.conf; fi
-  - if command -v nix > /dev/null && [ -n "$ATTIC_PUBLIC_KEY" ]; then echo "extra-trusted-public-keys = $ATTIC_PUBLIC_KEY" >> /etc/nix/nix.conf; fi
-
-  # Add crane binary cache
-  - if command -v nix > /dev/null; then echo "extra-substituters = https://crane.cachix.org" >> /etc/nix/nix.conf; fi
-  - if command -v nix > /dev/null; then echo "extra-trusted-public-keys = crane.cachix.org-1:8Scfpmn9w+hGdXH/Q9tTLiYAE/2dnJYRJP7kl80GuRk=" >> /etc/nix/nix.conf; fi
-
-  # Add nix-community binary cache
-  - if command -v nix > /dev/null; then echo "extra-substituters = https://nix-community.cachix.org" >> /etc/nix/nix.conf; fi
-  - if command -v nix > /dev/null; then echo "extra-trusted-public-keys = nix-community.cachix.org-1:mB9FSh9qf2dCimDSUo8Zy7bkq5CX+/rkCWyvRCYg3Fs=" >> /etc/nix/nix.conf; fi
-
-  - if command -v nix > /dev/null; then echo "extra-substituters = https://aseipp-nix-cache.freetls.fastly.net" >> /etc/nix/nix.conf; fi
-
-  # Install direnv and nix-direnv
-  - if command -v nix > /dev/null; then nix-env -iA nixpkgs.direnv nixpkgs.nix-direnv; fi
-
-  # Allow .envrc
-  - if command -v nix > /dev/null; then direnv allow; fi
-
-  # Set CARGO_HOME to a cacheable path
-  - export CARGO_HOME="$(git rev-parse --show-toplevel)/.gitlab-ci.d/cargo"
-
-ci:
-  stage: ci
-  image: nixos/nix:2.24.9
-  script:
-    # Cache CI dependencies
-    - ./bin/nix-build-and-cache ci
-
-    - direnv exec . engage
-  cache:
-    key: nix
-    paths:
-      - target
-      - .gitlab-ci.d
-  rules:
-    # CI on upstream runners (only available for maintainers)
-    - if: $CI_PIPELINE_SOURCE == "merge_request_event" && $IS_UPSTREAM_CI == "true"
-    # Manual CI on unprotected branches that are not MRs
-    - if: $CI_PIPELINE_SOURCE != "merge_request_event" && $CI_COMMIT_REF_PROTECTED == "false"
-      when: manual
-    # Manual CI on forks
-    - if: $IS_UPSTREAM_CI != "true"
-      when: manual
-    - if: $CI
-  interruptible: true
-
-artifacts:
-  stage: artifacts
-  image: nixos/nix:2.24.9
-  script:
-    - ./bin/nix-build-and-cache just .#static-x86_64-linux-musl
-    - cp result/bin/conduit x86_64-linux-musl
-
-    - mkdir -p target/release
-    - cp result/bin/conduit target/release
-    - direnv exec . cargo deb --no-build --no-strip
-    - mv target/debian/*.deb x86_64-linux-musl.deb
-
-    # Since the OCI image package is based on the binary package, this has the
-    # fun side effect of uploading the normal binary too. Conduit users who are
-    # deploying with Nix can leverage this fact by adding our binary cache to
-    # their systems.
-    #
-    # Note that although we have an `oci-image-x86_64-linux-musl`
-    # output, we don't build it because it would be largely redundant to this
-    # one since it's all containerized anyway.
-    - ./bin/nix-build-and-cache just .#oci-image
-    - cp result oci-image-amd64.tar.gz
-
-    - ./bin/nix-build-and-cache just .#static-aarch64-linux-musl
-    - cp result/bin/conduit aarch64-linux-musl
-
-    - ./bin/nix-build-and-cache just .#oci-image-aarch64-linux-musl
-    - cp result oci-image-arm64v8.tar.gz
-
-    - ./bin/nix-build-and-cache just .#book
-    # We can't just copy the symlink, we need to dereference it https://gitlab.com/gitlab-org/gitlab/-/issues/19746
-    - cp -r --dereference result public
-  artifacts:
-    paths:
-      - x86_64-linux-musl
-      - aarch64-linux-musl
-      - x86_64-linux-musl.deb
-      - oci-image-amd64.tar.gz
-      - oci-image-arm64v8.tar.gz
-      - public
-  rules:
-    # CI required for all MRs
-    - if: $CI_PIPELINE_SOURCE == "merge_request_event"
-    # Optional CI on forks
-    - if: $IS_UPSTREAM_CI != "true"
-      when: manual
-      allow_failure: true
-    - if: $CI
-  interruptible: true
-
-pages:
-  stage: publish
-  dependencies:
-    - artifacts
-  only:
-    - next
-  script:
-    - "true"
-  artifacts:
-    paths:
-      - public
diff --git a/bin/complement b/bin/complement
deleted file mode 100755
index c437503e..00000000
--- a/bin/complement
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,95 +0,0 @@
-#!/usr/bin/env bash
-
-set -euo pipefail
-
-# Path to Complement's source code
-#
-# The `COMPLEMENT_SRC` environment variable is set in the Nix dev shell, which
-# points to a store path containing the Complement source code. It's likely you
-# want to just pass that as the first argument to use it here.
-COMPLEMENT_SRC="${COMPLEMENT_SRC:-$1}"
-
-# A `.jsonl` file to write test logs to
-LOG_FILE="${2:-complement_test_logs.jsonl}"
-
-# A `.jsonl` file to write test results to
-RESULTS_FILE="${3:-complement_test_results.jsonl}"
-
-COMPLEMENT_BASE_IMAGE="${COMPLEMENT_BASE_IMAGE:-complement-conduwuit:main}"
-
-# Complement tests that are skipped due to flakiness/reliability issues or we don't implement such features and won't for a long time
-SKIPPED_COMPLEMENT_TESTS='TestPartialStateJoin.*|TestRoomDeleteAlias/Parallel/Regular_users_can_add_and_delete_aliases_when_m.*|TestRoomDeleteAlias/Parallel/Can_delete_canonical_alias|TestUnbanViaInvite.*|TestRoomState/Parallel/GET_/publicRooms_lists.*"|TestRoomDeleteAlias/Parallel/Users_with_sufficient_power-level_can_delete_other.*'
-
-# $COMPLEMENT_SRC needs to be a directory to Complement source code
-if [ -f "$COMPLEMENT_SRC" ]; then
-    echo "\$COMPLEMENT_SRC must be a directory/path to Complement source code"
-    exit 1
-fi
-
-# quick test to make sure we can actually write to $LOG_FILE and $RESULTS_FILE
-touch $LOG_FILE && rm -v $LOG_FILE
-touch $RESULTS_FILE && rm -v $RESULTS_FILE
-
-toplevel="$(git rev-parse --show-toplevel)"
-
-pushd "$toplevel" > /dev/null
-
-if [ ! -f "complement_oci_image.tar.gz" ]; then
-    echo "building complement conduwuit image"
-
-    # if using macOS, use linux-complement
-    #bin/nix-build-and-cache just .#linux-complement
-    bin/nix-build-and-cache just .#complement
-    #nix build -L .#complement
-
-    echo "complement conduwuit image tar.gz built at \"result\""
-
-    echo "loading into docker"
-    docker load < result
-    popd > /dev/null
-else
-    echo "skipping building a complement conduwuit image as complement_oci_image.tar.gz was already found, loading this"
-
-    docker load < complement_oci_image.tar.gz
-    popd > /dev/null
-fi
-
-echo ""
-echo "running go test with:"
-echo "\$COMPLEMENT_SRC: $COMPLEMENT_SRC"
-echo "\$COMPLEMENT_BASE_IMAGE: $COMPLEMENT_BASE_IMAGE"
-echo "\$RESULTS_FILE: $RESULTS_FILE"
-echo "\$LOG_FILE: $LOG_FILE"
-echo ""
-
-# It's okay (likely, even) that `go test` exits nonzero
-# `COMPLEMENT_ENABLE_DIRTY_RUNS=1`  reuses the same complement container for faster complement, at the possible expense of test environment pollution
-set +o pipefail
-env \
-    -C "$COMPLEMENT_SRC" \
-    COMPLEMENT_BASE_IMAGE="$COMPLEMENT_BASE_IMAGE" \
-    go test -tags="conduwuit_blacklist" -skip="$SKIPPED_COMPLEMENT_TESTS" -v -timeout 1h -json ./tests/... | tee "$LOG_FILE"
-set -o pipefail
-
-# Post-process the results into an easy-to-compare format, sorted by Test name for reproducible results
-cat "$LOG_FILE" | jq -s -c 'sort_by(.Test)[]' | jq -c '
-    select(
-        (.Action == "pass" or .Action == "fail" or .Action == "skip")
-        and .Test != null
-    ) | {Action: .Action, Test: .Test}
-    ' > "$RESULTS_FILE"
-
-#if command -v gotestfmt &> /dev/null; then
-#    echo "using gotestfmt on $LOG_FILE"
-#    grep '{"Time":' "$LOG_FILE" | gotestfmt > "complement_test_logs_gotestfmt.log"
-#fi
-
-echo ""
-echo ""
-echo "complement logs saved at $LOG_FILE"
-echo "complement results saved at $RESULTS_FILE"
-#if command -v gotestfmt &> /dev/null; then
-#    echo "complement logs in gotestfmt pretty format outputted at complement_test_logs_gotestfmt.log (use an editor/terminal/pager that interprets ANSI colours and UTF-8 emojis)"
-#fi
-echo ""
-echo ""
diff --git a/bin/nix-build-and-cache b/bin/nix-build-and-cache
deleted file mode 100755
index ac64ff23..00000000
--- a/bin/nix-build-and-cache
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,110 +0,0 @@
-#!/usr/bin/env bash
-
-set -eo pipefail
-
-toplevel="$(git rev-parse --show-toplevel)"
-
-# Build just the single installable and forward any other arguments too
-just() {
-    # uses nix-output-monitor (nom) if available
-    if command -v nom &> /dev/null; then
-        nom build "$@"
-    else
-        nix build -L "$@"
-    fi
-
-    if [ -z "$ATTIC_TOKEN" ]; then
-        echo "\$ATTIC_TOKEN is unset, skipping uploading to the binary cache"
-        return
-    fi
-
-    # historical "conduit" store for compatibility purposes, same as conduwuit
-    nix run --inputs-from "$toplevel" attic -- \
-        login \
-        conduit \
-        "${ATTIC_ENDPOINT:-https://attic.kennel.juneis.dog/conduit}" \
-        "$ATTIC_TOKEN"
-
-    # Find all output paths of the installables and their build dependencies
-    #readarray -t derivations < <(nix path-info --derivation "$@")
-    derivations=()
-    while IFS=$'\n' read derivation; do
-        derivations+=("$derivation")
-    done < <(nix path-info --derivation "$@")
-
-    cache=()
-    for derivation in "${derivations[@]}"; do
-        cache+=(
-            "$(nix-store --query --requisites --include-outputs "$derivation")"
-        )
-    done
-
-    withattic() {
-        nix shell --inputs-from "$toplevel" attic --command xargs attic push "$@" <<< "${cache[*]}"
-    }
-    # Upload them to Attic (conduit store)
-    #
-    # Use `xargs` and a here-string because something would probably explode if
-    # several thousand arguments got passed to a command at once. Hopefully no
-    # store paths include a newline in them.
-    (
-        IFS=$'\n'
-        withattic conduit || withattic conduit || withattic conduit || true
-    )
-
-    # main "conduwuit" store
-    nix run --inputs-from "$toplevel" attic -- \
-        login \
-        conduwuit \
-        "${ATTIC_ENDPOINT:-https://attic.kennel.juneis.dog/conduwuit}" \
-        "$ATTIC_TOKEN"
-
-    # Upload them to Attic (conduwuit store) and Cachix
-    #
-    # Use `xargs` and a here-string because something would probably explode if
-    # several thousand arguments got passed to a command at once. Hopefully no
-    # store paths include a newline in them.
-    (
-        IFS=$'\n'
-        withattic conduwuit || withattic conduwuit || withattic conduwuit || true
-
-        # push to cachix if available
-        if [ "$CACHIX_AUTH_TOKEN" ]; then
-            nix shell --inputs-from "$toplevel" cachix -c xargs \
-            cachix push conduwuit <<< "${cache[*]}"
-        fi
-    )
-}
-
-# Build and cache things needed for CI
-ci() {
-    cache=(
-        --inputs-from "$toplevel"
-
-        # Keep sorted
-        #"$toplevel#devShells.x86_64-linux.default"
-        #"$toplevel#devShells.x86_64-linux.all-features"
-        attic#default
-        cachix#default
-        nixpkgs#direnv
-        nixpkgs#jq
-        nixpkgs#nix-direnv
-    )
-
-    just "${cache[@]}"
-}
-
-# Build and cache *all* the package outputs from the flake.nix
-packages() {
-    declare -a cache="($(
-        nix flake show --json 2> /dev/null |
-            nix run --inputs-from "$toplevel" nixpkgs#jq -- \
-            -r \
-            '.packages."x86_64-linux" | keys | map("'"$toplevel"'#" + .) | @sh'
-    ))"
-
-    just "${cache[@]}"
-}
-
-
-eval "$@"